The Problem Of Letting Little Kids Have Unlimited Internet Access

If this website were a film, it would probably be rated PG-13 or R. We don't swear much (we are, after all, radio personalities), but we are exceptionally lewd. Double entendres are a way of life here. Therefore, it is my duty to proclaim far and wide that:

Neither Citizen Arcane (Iggy, Rudy, Pablo), WBGU-FM (88.1 in Bowling Green, Ohio), nor Tripod (the provider of server space) can be held responsible for any stupid-ass shit you (or people you know) pull due to reading the contents of this page or listening to our weekly broadcast.

Because this website, like all other websites, links to other points on the Internet, we are also forced to say:

The parties listed above are also not responsible for any of the content found outside of the directory "members.tripod.com/~citizenarcane/" or any of citizenarcane's subdirectories.

Thank you for your time and patronage.

Back to the future!!!

This page was created on 3/22/98 and approved by the law offices of Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.